What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

My Dad Was Gay — But Married To My Mom For 64 Years. As She Died, I Overheard Something I Can't Forget. - HuffPost

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Season ends for Husker baseball with historic loss to Oklahoma - KETV

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Unseen Asteroids, Hidden Comets, and More: A New Observatory Is About to Expose Millions of Cosmic Mysteries - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Still no good.

8 Things Knee Doctors Say You Should Never, Ever Do - HuffPost

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Shohei Ohtani throws fastest pitch of career at 101.7 mph in 3rd mound start for Dodgers - AP News

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Next, they tried...

NASA’s Chandra Sees Surprisingly Strong Black Hole Jet at Cosmic “Noon” - NASA (.gov)

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.