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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:07

So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Season ends for Husker baseball with historic loss to Oklahoma - KETV
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Still no good.
8 Things Knee Doctors Say You Should Never, Ever Do - HuffPost
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Shohei Ohtani throws fastest pitch of career at 101.7 mph in 3rd mound start for Dodgers - AP News
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Next, they tried...
NASA’s Chandra Sees Surprisingly Strong Black Hole Jet at Cosmic “Noon” - NASA (.gov)
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.